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Today's Date:
The Discordian Calendar
Like most other religious traditions, Discordianism got all excited and invented its own calendar. The kinda stupid part is that the religion based on Chaos went out and invented one of the more reasonable systems out there.
Where the Gregorian calendar has a melange of months of all sorts of weird durations, the Discordian (or POEE, named after the cabal that created it) calendar divvies the year up into 5 months (or "seasons") of 73 days (or "days") each.
From the Principia Discordia:
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Seasons 1) Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung 2) Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo 3) Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti 4) Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud 5) The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse |
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| Days of the Week* 1) Sweetmorn 2) Boomtime 3) Pungenday 4) Prickle-Prickle 5) Setting Orange |
* The DAYS OF THE WEEK are named from the five Basic Elements: SWEET, BOOM, PUNGENT, PRICKLE, and ORANGE |
| HOLYDAYS A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS 1) Mungday 2) Mojoday 3) Syaday 4) Zaraday 5) Maladay Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season |
B) SEASON HOLYDAYS 1) Chaoflux 2) Discoflux 3) Confuflux 4) Bureflux 5) Afflux Each occurs on the 50th day of each Season |
| C) ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5)
and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos |
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The Principia has a type-written table where you can convert between
Gregorian and POEE days, but you can have your browser do all the hard
work for you if you'd like:
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