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Adolf Wolffli, 1864-1930:
Naturalist, poet, writer, draughtsman, composer, farm labourer, milker,
handy-man, gardener, plasterer, cement-layer, rail worker, day-labourer,
knife-grinder, fisher, boatman, hunter, migrant worker, grave-digger,
and soldier of the Emmenthal Battalion, 3rd Company, 3rd Section.
Alright!
St. Adolf II, Master of Algebra, Military Commander-in-Chief
and Chief Music-Director, Giant-Theater-Director, Captain of the Almight-Giant-Steamship
and Dr. of Arts and Sciences, Director of the Algebra-and-Geography-Folder-Fabrication
and Hunting General. Inventor of 160 original highly valuable inventions
patented for all times by the Russian Zar, and for ever the glorious
victor of tremendous Giant-Battles.
Wolffli with his Paper Trumpet
From a letter by Wolffli:
Waldau, the 5th of September, 1907
Esteemed sister-in-law,
To pass the time I have now taken up writing. However, no longer for
all Seven. And even if I did much wrong, that will soon be forgotten.
Supposedly, I squashed the North Pole and cut Europe in two. Oh what
rubbish. Lick the sandstone wall. Scold over 1000 sticks. That surely
is a torture. Farewell oh vale of tears!
Testament-
"Der Weegweiser"
by
Adolf Wolffli
In the name of both, above mentioned and below
signed, in future, almighty reigning instances, the holy Saint
Adolf, Great-Great-God and author of the book, as well as the
holy Saint Mary, Great-Great-Goddess, all musical and geographical,
13 books, piled up in this hospital-cell and, made by myself,
should be printed at an excellent Swiss printing workshop, altogether,
a total of 16, 500, 000, 000, copies or volumes, and be bound
nice and elegant, at a ditto, bookbinder, with the simple and
excellent title - the Holy St. Adolf, II. and then, at the selling-price,
per individual copy, of 16 Fr. 50 Rappen, in retail, wholesale
and world trade, each, be presented to the purchaser. The fixed
income of all these volumes, would then be, altogether, about
272, 250, 000, 000, Fr., of which, circa, about 25, 000, 000,
000, francs, would fall to the share of book-printer, bookbinder
and transport-costs. The fixed, absolute net profit of this
printing result would then be, all together, 252, 250, 000,
000, Fr., of which I above mentioned and below signed, to the
high, Swiss Federal Council, about: 2, 000, 000, 000, Fr. in
most legal and most excellent information do testamentarily
bequeath, for the respective use of building, formation and
excellent repair of different generally useful and charitable
foundations and their excellent financing, etcetera: not only
in the Canton of Berne: no!! In all, individually, highly special
Swiss-Cantons: as well as the odd, 250, 000, 000, Fr., for the
excellent distribution amongst the poor, sick and needy, each,
of my beloved, Swiss-Country. (...)
Respectfully signs, greets and concludes, my
humble self,
St. Adolf the II,
Great-Great-God.
Berne, 1916.
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